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Man, if I thought I hated the new Modest Mouse album, juss wait’ll I hear the new Shins album! I DID hear it! It was terrible!
What’s… um, the deal? Am I the only one in the world who mostly hates each and alls of the new musics s/he’s heard? Not on principle, or anything, far from it, Oily: I surely do would like to find a NEET new band to like a LOT!… but no. The only new-ish (done within the past couple years) albums I can think of for liking at this moment are Joanna Newsom’s “Ys” & Juana Molina’s “Son”. Oh wait! I made some good stuff! Oo, so did my friends! Yeah, OK, yeah. So: only Joanna Newsom, Juana Molina, and me & some of my friends know how to make good music anymore then, yeah? That’s what you’re implying, no? If you don’t tell me otherwise in 2 seconds I’ll assume that’s what you’re getting at… I don’t have a second timer. No I joke, sort of! But no, I really have no timer. But, Friendly, I assume that there’r're plenty-a-plenty of quite good musico projects being made by tiny lil fellas and ladies that noboy’s ever heard of. I’m positive. I’m a positive and optimising sort of human man! But, the point, originally, if a point it can be called, well, it’s that: I’m thinking of stuff by FAMOUS music people! The Musical Industry of Noise & Commerce. ! . Stuff where somebody says, “Have you heard the new ‘Rock Band’ album?” And you go, “No! But I certainly am familiar with ‘Rock Band’ and their music, and I will check out their newest effort! Dude!”
Not to be a “dick” or “asshole” or “cunt” or “cock” or “twat” or “prick” or “rectum” or “quim” or “scrotal testicular sack” about it, and, hey! I know I love-a talk the shit more than a proper boy ought, ’specially one so dense and fickle, but all the alterndie bands I’m spossa like? No I don’t! Almost nevery time!
Awesome musics I’m not liking but should be, according to Youth Culture & amazon.com, include, but are not limited to, Of Montreal, Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, The Shins, Iron & Wine, Bright “Brown Turd” Eyes, Sufjan Stevens, Elliott Smith, Mount Eerie, Postal “Suck My Stankin Assho” Service & The Def Cab Cuties, Clap Your Asscheeks & Say “Yeah”! (I don’t really mind “Clap Your Hands…” but I like to say “Clap Your Asscheeks”. Even if only in the VIRTUAL WEBERNET world. “Clap your asscheeks…”)
I spent like uh hour editing together pieces from the last 2 (terrible-ish) Modest Mouse albums into what I hoped would be a reasonably palatable 40 minutes of… stuff. A lame project? Fine, but! Was fun. Only tooked a hour an now I haffit FREVER!!!
If, for some reason, you want to hear my Jamal-a-fied version of Modest Mouse’s “Good News For Dead People On A Boat That Sinks…”