I don’t think this here web log is ever gone work raight agin!
Oh well.
I’m only somewhat limited by my limitations. I can still put up audio…
I can still put up video…
But I can only use old pictures.
Can’t upload or embed anything new. And that’s kind of lame.
The internets are so weird, duder! Like, people do… what? — make chat-sites and form little interchat communities so they can mindlessly fling emoticons at each other? I’m so dizzied by this modern life, and the ease with which any individual can display their tiny brains to the world.
Anyway, check this out, some random baboon 
posted a chatty thread about me own lil ol’ website on HIS lil ol’ website! His baboon friends had a brief but vigorous response, from which I learned:
-I am a fag
-I am gay
-I am a racist fuck
-Unshaven vulvae are repulsive
-Men with “extra foreskins” are repulsive
I think we all suspected these things from the start, but it’s good to have it in writing. Hey though, why is one of the users on the site named Kingtoad? What kind of bullshite is that. Goddamned interwebs.
SupergroupRockStarAlternarenaRifficIndieSmashHitWonders Modest Moussourski have done it again, and they want to take US with them on their newest gangbang rompityroll joyride of rock fantasy stardom!!!
Ok?
See, for their NEW shit-ass single “Missed the Boat!”, the MOSTEST shit-ass single I never thought I’d ever hear from Monsieur Modesto, they had this RAD, BAD, AWESOME-DICKED music video contest! A contest where YOU make a video, you send it to them, and then somedubby wins, and the judge says, “Yes! This IS our new AWESOME-dicked video for our new shit-ass single “Missing a Boat!!” Then you wun a prize.
Anyway, I made a fukkin EXSELENNT!!!MTV music video for them that I’m hoping they will use. The contest ended a week or two ago and I forgot to send my entry in, but I kind of think that once they see this they will probably need not much to convince them how they want the video I made. It will be the video that gets played on TV and car commercials and things. I feel that it will appeal to everyone, and has a wide range of style and appeal to like.
Here is my video, pleasse write to Ike Brock, CO M.Mousse, 10000 Hollywood Blvd. today and vote for me to win!!!thnkxs!!!
Nmmm, I chickned out and hide the pornrolls. They still around, juss not spaLAshin in you face at the moment. (My mom now has internets AND cable TV and every dang thang, yo!)
Iss been, what, over a week, yeah? Still can’t find my clothes. I’m just learning to accept it, and thinking about what I need to buy. Also, at work, a skeletor biker-chick’s savagely narsty dog tried to ravage me and tore the only pants I could find that weren’t filthy. ANNNNDDD… our warshin machine is broke. so. I’ve got my newly ripped pants and my disgustylingawful paants.. HiLARity.
Oh em gee! This wee bloog is looking narsty as all heck! Quick, tell me somethins VERY cool to do with this site!!!!
Andanother news!:
I guess it goes like this, pal-o-mine. I’ve done some various fiddling, and it seems we will all have to be content with this new (slightly imrpoved) version of Van Hellboy2.
So, I want to get a better lookin copy of the new VanHalen2 movie posted here, the one I got’s all nasty chunky. But, even so, the critics are already taking notice. Click on above badical assed poster to read of horrorific movies afficionado Rev. Stangl’s short but enthusiastic review!! !!(I keep wanting to take advantage of my newly purchased abilities to be UNCENSORED in regards to media shown on these here interwebs, but so far it just turns out like a eighteen year old man doing the stand-up comedy!!)
I bought some of the internet. It’s mine to use. I be putting pictures of my face and ass and tits all OVER the joint! You won’t be able to click a GOOGLE without staring my ass in the face, girl!
Also …maybe a song or 50 to hear? And some videos to see? And, and, and, a thrill ride of a INTERWEB DIARY telling my most PERSONAL and DRAMATIC thoughts and feelings EVER! MACRO-blog jerk-off FEVER!
Don’t “change that dyle”, Skeezix!; just a-keep on starin and a starin at this here website… soon I will have added something WAY cool, Champster!!!
…Any minute now!!!…
…. Here, listen to a songs… Insatiable
