July 7th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
(music, king toad, Why Am I So Romantic?, news, Hooray for the Bad Guy!)
Hello, world! Hey, you big, beautiful, cunck twacking world o’ mine! Smick to the fick, twack cuncker! Smick to the mickeytwackin fick!
So listen up, I about have my fun cool 2008 album “Why Am I So Romantic?” re-mastered and ready for re-release. Almost! I don’t know about ya’ll but for me myself?– I’m excited about it. “WAISR?” has been the only King Toad album I really enjoy listening to from start to finish over the past couple years, and I’m happy to have ironed out some of the glitches. I’m tellin yous, this NEW version of Romance cuncks me head over heels with delight! POW!
Plus what now? I have a brand NEW King Toad album 95% finished? waiting on the heels of Romance Revisited?? It’s true! “Hooray for the Bad Guy,” by Mr. Me: King to the mackinfackin Toad, it’s coming soon and almost here, cunck fickey.
I’ll get this month’s Rare Toad mp3s posted real soon like.
One love, smick twacker!
-KT
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June 4th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
(music, king toad, Why Am I So Romantic?, Three On A Match)
Time for your monthly Toad rarities & news update. Two songs for you here: The Same Rules Don’t Apply & Kirk. Why is it called “Kirk”? I don’t know.
Still working on finishing the new album, tentatively titled “Hooray for the Bad Guy!” Also still working on remastering “Why Am I So Romantic?” Both endeavors are going well and with luck will be complete sometime this summer. Without luck they’ll be complete sometime later.
In other news, the Bette Davis inspired album “Three On A Match” (featuring the musical stylings of Neil Carlill, Jeff Mellin & King Toad) is finished and available for YOU to purchase today!!!
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May 1st, 2011 at 2:29 pm
(internets, music, king toad, Why Am I So Romantic?, love)
So listen up, Chaz. To build anticipation, longing & need for the awesome, fabulous, amazing new King Toad album (tentatively scheduled for release this summer), I’m-a gone be making some free extra musics available to you, the hypothetical public.
Firstly, there will be new King Toad rarities posted to this website at the beginning of each month. Rejects from previous albums, scraps from unfinished projects, etc. This month we’ve got I Can’t Hear You, a weird little experiment from my early days of recording & editing tracks on a computer, and Jelly Man, an unfinished song from over a decade ago.
Secondly, and more or perhaps less excitingly, I am in the process of remixing and remastering my 2008 album, “Why Am I So Romantic?” I’m cleaning it up a little, removing some digital clipping noise, blah blah blah. Once completed I will have the revamped “WAISR?” available in its entirety for free on this site. Hard copies of greater fidelity (also known as “Compact Discs”) will be available for purchase as well.
Now, are you properly pumped? Stoked? Ready to buy bucket-loads of King Toad merchandise & paraphernalia? Good, good. That’s all I wanted to hear.
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March 1st, 2011 at 1:35 pm
(music, king toad, movies, Three On A Match)
“Three On A Match”– the full-length album of songs inspired by the films of Bette Davis & featuring the music of Neil Carlill, Jeff Mellin, and King Toad. A preview of the album can be heard at Burnt Offerings, where a track from each artist is posted. Before you know it, you’ll even be able to trade in some dollars and own this thing! Three ON A Match, Chaz!!
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September 10th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
(king toad, live)
So I played at Uptown Bill’s open mic this evening, 2nd time I’ve played @ their new location (1st was open mic 2 weeks ago). Their new location upstairs from Public Access TV where I work, that is to say. Weirdness. My world keeps shrinking. Shriveling.(?) But that’s cool they’re up there, right? I mean, how more convenient could it be: I don’t even have to take my guitar on the dumb ol bus, I can leave it @ work. I do love convenience. Also, this is the 1st time I’ve played in public in like… 3 years? Some ridiculous amount of time. Or not so ridiculous, I do sort of hate performing… I’m trying to work through it. It was fine tonight, more fun than last time. Yay! Maybe I’ll even mention next time I mean to play just in case anyone wants to know it. Maybe who knows we’ll see ok!!!
(This is not a guy from Bill’s open mic, but he is vaguely reminiscent of the pain I associate with open mics.)
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September 9th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
(internets, king toad)
I put up dirty pictures & my website got suspended. Actually I’ve put up dirty pictures from time to time for like the past 3 years or more, so I’m not sure what finally caught bluehost’s eye. I didn’t even know dirty pictures were against the rules! Ah well, my new career as a pornographer didn’t take off like I thought it would anyway, I guess I don’t so much need to put up dirty, filthy, dirty, lurid, filthy adult pictures of woo woos and peeners and labial clitorexes and scrotational skin sacks! No more! Never again. King Toad The Website is a clean fun wholesome fun clean time for the whole clean family! Now let us never speak of this again.
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